Posted: September 16, 2009
Dave on film: in this chilly thriller, even Kate’s not so hot
"Whiteout" a waste of $10 -- even with the shower sceneBy Dave Taylor
School's in, so there are fewer films coming out than there were during what turned out to be a pretty good summer for movies, and sometimes the best you can do as a reviewer is go to a film that isn't so good after all.
That's what happened this week, and I wasted $10 to go see Kate Beckinsale look beautiful in the thriller Whiteout. Why didn't it work so well as a film? Read on...
Here's a really cool idea for a film: you're a US Marshall working at the United States Antarctica station research facility, helping keep the peace. Like a campus cop, your primary job is dealing with drunks and minor thefts,
but you're hoping that a major crime will occur so you can remember what it is to be a "real" cop.
Now, because you're in the coldest, most remote place on Earth, you've got another level of complexity too: the extraordinarily hostile climate where winter temperatures of -75C (-167F) and 100mph winds are common and where
the snow can blow so intensely that you can't see your hand in front of your face, a "whiteout" condition.
Add one more element: what if the first major winter storm was barreling towards your research station and you had to evac right now or you were stuck for six months of cold, cruel winter. Adding to matters? You just found a body, someone from another research station who's clearly beenmurdered.
That should have been the setup for the new Dominic Sena-directed filmWhiteout, but unfortunately, it isn't. The film does take place in Antarctica, at the Amundsen-Scott base, and the protagonist is a U.S. Marshall, Marshall Carrie Stetko (played unconvincingly by Kate Beckinsale).
But the High Noon-style tension of the impending storm and the isolation of those trying frantically to solve the murder before they're left in the station for the winter is never properly exploited, and the film itself ends up surprisingly lifeless and un-engaging.
There are a lot of great films predicated on how the protagonist deals with a difficult, frightening situation when they're isolated, ranging from the aforementioned High Noon to Alien, The Abyss to Event Horizon, or even The
Shining. It's a splendid setup, and what all of these films have in common is that the place itself becomes an antagonist -- it's up to the ingenuity and courage of the protagonist - or group - to find a solution and survive.
Whiteout is actually based on a graphic novel series by Greg Rucka and has received rave reviews for its strong heroine and the extreme weather. Marshall Stetko is so poorly realized in the film, however, that rather than be a strong character, she's weak and unbelievable as a tough cop who has accepted the Antarctica station assignment out of some incoherent sort of guilt about having lost her partner during a drug bust in Miami.
It's immediately obvious that this is the case in Whiteout when the second scene in the film has Beckinsale undressing and stepping into a steamy shower stall. While she's running water over her face, someone knocks on the
door and steps into her room.
Why she's having a shower is irrelevant to the film, but it does establish that she's gorgeous which works against her
characterization. There's no subsequent nudity or even another suggestive scene in the rest of the film. One can only presume that she agreed to one partial nudity scene in her contract and the studio just wanted to get it out of the way. Still, what the heck?
The mystery of the film begins when one of the base pilots, Delfy (Marshall Short) reports that he may have found a body on the ice many miles away. He, Stetko and Doc Fury (Tom Skerritt) fly out and sure enough, find a partially
mutilated body on the ice without any protective clothing or hiking gear.
Most puzzling. Turns out the body is that of Anton Weiss (Marc James Beauchamp), who was one of a group of men hunting for meteors out of an abandoned Russian research facility called Vostok Station. Their search unearthed a 50-year-old Russian cargo planecrash site and the mystery really starts from there: what was on the plane? How did Weiss die?
Shortly thereafter, United Nations security specialist Robert Pryce (Gabriel Macht) appears on the scene and acts quite
suspiciously, insisting that he accompany them on their investigations. I don't normally say much about poor actors, but I have to admit that Machtwas painfully, excruciatingly bad to watch on screen.
You, dear reader, could have undoubtedly done a better job with the role of UN investigator than he did, and it became increasingly hard to accept Pryce's role in thefilm as it unspooled. Beckinsale wasn't a great marshall, but Macht was atrocious. I can only hope he's better in his other roles.
That was in many ways the core problem of Whiteout: it was a film comprised of missed opportunities. The movie could have built great tension with a "storm arriving in: 2 hours" countdown timer, a la High Noon, coupled with
the many suspicious characters working on the research station and Stetko wrestling with her inner demons while trying to conduct a murder investigation in a hostile environment.
But it didn't.
Whiteout is ripe for a remake with a grittier feel, tougher actors and a director who has mastered the art of creating suspense in a movie. This version, with Beckinsale, Skerritt and Macht? Pass.
Dave Taylor has been watching movies for as long as he can remember. Along the way he’s become a nationally recognized expert on technology, an accomplished writer, and award-winning public speaker and blogger. You can find his film writing at www.DaveOnFilm.com and follow his film commentary on Twitter at @FilmBuzz or just email him at email@example.com.